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"The Vicar of Dibley" The Handsome Stranger (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Harry Kennedy: I've thought about it a lot and talked about it a lot, and thought whether or not... you would consider... marrying me.

[pause]

Geraldine Granger: [thinking that Harry means Rosie] Well... yes of course. I'd be delighted to.

[Geraldine walks into the lounge, annoyed]

Harry Kennedy: [pleased] That's wonderful news!

Geraldine Granger: Have you thought about any dates?

Harry Kennedy: Um, well I-I I thought we might be able to discuss that a little.

Geraldine Granger: Well I might put a little punt in for Christmas. It's always a very romantic time of year.

Harry Kennedy: Fine. Excellent, if Christmas sounds good to you?

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Harry Kennedy: Fine. Excellent, if Christmas sounds good to you?

Geraldine Granger: Yeah, yeah well let's check the book.

[confused, Harry walks further into the room as Geraldine takes out the book]

Geraldine Granger: This is the Church Diary. Let's have a look.

[Geraldine picks up a pen and opens the book]

Geraldine Granger: Yep. There's a gap on the 22nd if that suits.

Harry Kennedy: Excellent.

Geraldine Granger: [makes a note] Good. Well look, while we're here we might as well get some of the other admin done mightn't we?

[Harry looks confused as Geraldine takes out another notebook]

Geraldine Granger: Let's try this one. Uh right, so your full name is Harry...

Harry Kennedy: Jasper Kennedy.

Geraldine Granger: [makes a note] Oh right. Well I hope that doesn't get a giggle.

Harry Kennedy: [laughing] Fingers crossed.

Geraldine Granger: Yep. And what's the full name of the *lucky lady* in question?

Harry Kennedy: Um, well... I don't know her middle name.

Geraldine Granger: Oh well, we can fill that in later, can't we? And just pray that that isn't embarrassing as well otherwise it's going to be like a sitcom out there.

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Geraldine Granger: [writing in a notebook] Right, so just her first and last name then.

Harry Kennedy: Well...

Geraldine Granger: Come on Harry. You shouldn't be marrying someone if you don't even know their name.

Harry Kennedy: [slowly] Well... obviously it's... Geraldine...

Geraldine Granger: [writing] Geraldine...

Harry Kennedy: Granger.

Geraldine Granger: [writing] Grange...

[Geraldine turns around]

Geraldine Granger: [shocked] Pardon?

Harry Kennedy: Geraldine Granger... I'm asking you to marry me, Geraldine Granger.

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Alice Horton: [to Geraldine about Harry] Has he driven his purple Porsche in your personal parking space yet?

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[first lines]

Jim Trott: [during a meeting] And I was down to the last two boxes! £250,000 in one box, 10p in the other! And the Banker offered me £100,000, and No-no-no-no-no-no-Noel Edmonds asked me the question, "Deal or No Deal?" Well, I wanted to deal. So I said, "No-no-no-no-no deal." And for some reason that I cannot fathom, they thought I meant, "No-no-no-no deal."

Owen Newitt: And what was in your box?

Jim Trott: [holds up a coin] 10p.

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Harry Kennedy: [answers the door and meets Geraldine and Alice] Oh, hello.

Geraldine GrangerAlice Horton: Hello.

Harry Kennedy: Come in?

Geraldine Granger: Yes lovely.

[they enter the house]

Harry Kennedy: [moves a large box] Sorry it's a bit of a mess. I just moved out of a student big flat in London it's gonna be a bit of a squeeze squeezing it all in so uh, well if you see anything you like the look of just steal it I'll never know.

Alice Horton: Really?

Geraldine Granger: [to Alice] No, not really.

Harry Kennedy: Oh, I'm Harry by the way. Sorry. All over the shop today.

Geraldine Granger: [shaking Harry's hand] Oh, right and I'm Geraldine. I just live down the lane.

Harry Kennedy: Excellent.

Geraldine Granger: Yeah.

Alice Horton: And I'm Alice.

Harry Kennedy: [shakes her hand] Splendid! Well, what a suprise so I actually recieve a visit from a neighbour. I lived on the same street in London for 15 whole years and the bell never rang once.

Alice Horton: Oh, we had a bell like that.

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Alice Horton: [walks out of the kitchen carrying two cups and gives one to Geraldine] I've been reading that fantastic new book from the Bible.

Geraldine Granger: [confused] *What* fantastic new book from the Bible?

Alice Horton: The Da Vinci Code. You know it's *so* much better than Genesis and that boring old stuff.

Geraldine Granger: I hate to tell you Alice but The Da Vinci Code is *not* a new book in the Bible. It's just a story.

Alice Horton: [downcast] Oh, that is so disappointing.

Geraldine Granger: [broken voice] I know.

Alice Horton: To think that Catholic Church has fooled you as well Mrs Gullible... Gussit. That's what they want you to believe. And I've been thinking...

Geraldine Granger: Ooh. Always a worry.

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[Geraldine watches from a bush as a taxi pulls up in front of Harry's house. Harry comes outside as the taxi's right back door opens]

Rosie Kennedy: [excited] Hey!

Harry Kennedy: [kindly taking a large red bag] What time do you call this?

[Harry puts the red bag in his house and comes outside again]

Rosie Kennedy: Aww, come here.

[Harry and Rosie hug each other]

Rosie Kennedy: I just love you.

Harry Kennedy: Right. I'm taking you for a walk. It's so romantic round here when you get the juices flowing.

Rosie Kennedy: That's gorgeous isn't it?

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David Horton: [looking at the meeting agenda] Any other, other business?

Geraldine Granger: Uh, yes actually there is something. I was very cross to hear that Sleepy Cottage has been sold to yet another layabout Londoner. I mean, honestly guys if this goes on, Dibley will be a ghost town. And then...

David Horton: Who you gonna call?

Owen NewittJim TrottHugo HortonFrank Pickle: Ghostbusters!

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Geraldine Granger: Over to you David.

David Horton: Yes well, there is one little thing: I brought along a bottle of champagne, because although she may not realize it, the Vicar last weekend did her 100th Wedding while she's been here.

[everyone cheers and David pops the cork off the bottle as Hugo brings glasses to the table]

Geraldine Granger: [surprised] Really? 100? Goodness me. So that's 100 happy-in-love brides and grooms and... and I'm always the Vicar... I'm never the bride...

[Geraldine starts to break down]

Geraldine Granger: I'm alw-I'm always in the cassack... I'm never in the lovely big white frocks...

[Geraldine starts crying]

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Alice Horton: [after Geraldine saw Harry talking on the phone to a lady friend he knew] Oh love. What fools it makes of us all.

Geraldine Granger: [sitting on the sofa, disappointed] Yes indeed.

Alice Horton: Week after week I've been snogging that new puppy and then whoops-a-daisy I've got a great big mouth ulcer.

Geraldine Granger: [uninterested] What a lovely romantic story.

Alice Horton: Do you remember when you were dating David's brother and you jumped into that puddle just to show off? You went in right up to your neck.

Geraldine Granger: Yeah well I won't be doing that again, no matter how cute a chap is.

Alice Horton: [gasps] Oh gosh! How's it going with Mr. Dreamboat?

[Geraldine looks down]

Alice Horton: Has he driven his purple Porsche in your personal parking space yet?

Geraldine Granger: [annoyed] No Alice! He hasn't!

[Alice makes a cute sound]

Geraldine Granger: Shut up and get out!

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Alice Horton: [walks into the lounge] I've been thinking.

[Alice sits on the sofa next to Geraldine]

Alice Horton: Should've been you.

[meaning Geraldine and Harry]

Geraldine Granger: Oh well...

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