The worlds gone mad. I blame it on the television and all this new cookery crap they put on. It's like Delia and that pillock from Sainsbury's. He was on again last night, he's never off. Cooking up another panful of shite that nobody'll eat, only his bloody mates. I turned over and there's this bunch of nobody's locked in house and we're expected to watch them eat, sleep and talk crap. I wouldn't care but as soon as they say anything interested they put a load of bloody bird noises on. Flicked...