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Blonde and Blonder (2007)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 18 January 2008 (USA)
Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

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Dean Hamilton, Bob Clark (uncredited)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Pamela Anderson ... Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards ... Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Cat
Meghan Ory ... Kit
Joey Aresco ... Agent Campbell
Garry Chalk ... Agent Gardenia
Jay Brazeau ... Louie Ramoli
Woody Jeffreys ... Ad Pilot / Ken
Kevin P. Farley ... Leo (as Kevin Farley)
John Farley ... Swan
Byron Mann ... Mr. Wong
Patrick P. Pon Patrick P. Pon ... Hugo (as Patrick Pon)
Phoenix Ly Phoenix Ly ... One Eye
Douglas Newell Douglas Newell ... Frank
Alex Bruhanski ... Godfather
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Storyline

Dee and Dawn are two dim-witted, pink-clad, blond ladies whom meet by accident and try to make a living with their dull lives, until a series of circumstances ensue when after they unwittingly take jobs at a local strip club, they are mistaken for two deadly female brunette assassins known only as the Cat and the Kit whom are hired to kill the club owner whom is a mobster in a witness protection program. With two persistent, but inept, FBI agents on their tail, the ditsy Dee and Dawn try to stay one step head of the law, as well as try to figure out what is really going on. Written by Anonymous

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Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material, including suggestive dialogue | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

18 January 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ataque das Loiras See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$8,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$26,470, 20 January 2008

Gross USA:

$42,183

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$779,273
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards both starred previously in Scary Movie 3 (2003). See more »

Goofs

When Dawn leaves the roulette table she has two bags/briefcases, later on she's only carrying one, eventually giving it to the " actor ". See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Dee Twiddle: Oh, something's back there.
[pointing at toilet paper]
Dawn St. Dom: Oh, you've got one, too.
[grabbing paper seat cover]
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References Dead & Breakfast (2004) See more »

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That's What I Love About You
Written by Janyse Jaud
Performed by Janyse Jaud
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Danny Glover would be proud
27 February 2008 | by freakfire-1See all my reviews

How could I best express my feelings about this movie: hideous? a headache? lack of coherent writing? plain stupidity? Try all of the above for this travesty. And that just for the direction.

Story? Well I guess there is a story. Two dumb blondes look for a job after they crash a plane into a golf course. They are mistaken for a 'world renounced assassin' (sarcasm) and are 'hired' by two 'mobsters'. One thinks "taking him out" means a date, and the other gets the minor actor she dreams of. And of course, the turtle reserve for the farting turtle, that they build with the casino winnings.

Sounds likes all this could be funny? Guess again. They try to make it funny, but its not. Filming sequences aren't well done. I've seen better filming in Hong Kong movies. Visuals are average for a late 80s film. But the problem is that its a 2007 movie.

Not worth my time to ever watch this again. It still doesn't beat Danny Glover's "Out" movie from the early 80s as the worst movie of all time, but then again that film is in a class of its own. "F"


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