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"10 Items or Less" What Women Want (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Leslie: You don't have a sister, do ya?

Carl: She can't, she's in a home.

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Leslie: Ma'am, hi, I'm sorry, you're parked in the handicapped spot.

Woman: It'll be fine, it's just 5 minutes.

Leslie: You have to be 5 minutes, and not have an arms.

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Leslie: Let me ask you something, okay? I want to know what it is you don't find attractive about me. And listen, don't hold your tongue, don't hold anything back. We're friends.

Yolanda: You're not going to hold it against me?

Leslie: No. I need to learn from what's going on. Do you mind if I write it down?

Yolanda: Go ahead.

Leslie: Okay good. Alright, here we go.

Yolanda: Alright, uh, the nose is kinda bulbous.

Leslie: Wow. Okay, that's informative.

Yolanda: The eyes are the kind of sunken-in and they're kinda droopy. And you got those lips, one's smaller than the other, the top one looks really skinny, and the bottom one looks kinda bloated.

Leslie: Okay, thank you...

Yolanda: You're short too, for a man.

Leslie: I'm 5'11".

Yolanda: Well, you know, I like bigger men.

Leslie: This isn't about you, this is about me!

Yolanda: You're asking me what I find attractive and what I don't find attractive. Oh, we haven't even gotten to your backside.

Leslie: You know... what? My butt? I have a nice butt.

Yolanda: If you like pancakes for breakfast.

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Carl: You know, my mom gave me one piece of advice. She said, just cuz it feels good doesn't mean you shouldn't lock the bathroom door and turn on the fan.

Todd: What?

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