Leslie : Let me ask you something, okay? I want to know what it is you don't find attractive about me. And listen, don't hold your tongue, don't hold anything back. We're friends.
Yolanda : You're not going to hold it against me?
Leslie : No. I need to learn from what's going on. Do you mind if I write it down?
Yolanda : Go ahead.
Leslie : Okay good. Alright, here we go.
Yolanda : Alright, uh, the nose is kinda bulbous.
Leslie : Wow. Okay, that's informative.
Yolanda : The eyes are the kind of sunken-in and they're kinda droopy. And you got those lips, one's smaller than the other, the top one looks really skinny, and the bottom one looks kinda bloated.
Leslie : Okay, thank you...
Yolanda : You're short too, for a man.
Leslie : I'm 5'11".
Yolanda : Well, you know, I like bigger men.
Leslie : This isn't about you, this is about me!
Yolanda : You're asking me what I find attractive and what I don't find attractive. Oh, we haven't even gotten to your backside.
Leslie : You know... what? My butt? I have a nice butt.
Yolanda : If you like pancakes for breakfast.