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Scary Movie 5 (2013)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 12 April 2013 (USA)
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A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

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Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker (uncredited)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ashley Tisdale ... Jody
Simon Rex ... Dan
Gracie Whitton ... Kathy
Ava Kolker ... Lily
Dylan Morris Dylan Morris ... Aidan
Ryan Morris Ryan Morris ... Aidan
Lidia Porto ... Maria
Darrell Hammond ... Dr. Hall
Snoop Dogg ... Ja' Marcus
Mac Miller ... D'Andre
Erica Ash ... Kendra Brooks
J.P. Manoux ... Pierre
Molly Shannon ... Heather Daltry
Josh Robert Thompson ... Narrator (voice)
Marisa Saks ... Amy
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Storyline

Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their lost nieces and nephew home. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of a psychic and the aid of numerous surveillance cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. Written by Dimension Films

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

Evil is coming. Bring protection. See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English | Spanish | Latin

Release Date:

12 April 2013 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Scary MoVie See more »

Filming Locations:

Atlanta, Georgia, USA

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Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$14,157,367, 14 April 2013

Gross USA:

$32,015,787

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$78,378,744
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

(Unrated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

(at around 1h 11 mins) Both director/writer David Zucker and the sound mixer, Chris Durfy, are avid Green Bay Packers fans and Wisconsin natives. They both have a cameo in the Black Swan (2010) spoof near the end of the movie, dressed as Packer fans for the "Lambeau Leap." See more »

Goofs

(at around 54 mins) When Jody wakes up after her wild night out partying with Kendra her alarm clock reads 10:38 AM. But the time stamp on the surveillance camera that shows her then backing out of her driveway to go to ballet rehearsal shows around 9:10 AM. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Lindsay Lohan: I just don't want to make one of these tapes if it's something you do with every girl.
Charlie Sheen: Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.
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Alternate Versions

The Unrated version runs approximately 2min longer. See more »

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Spoofs Step Up (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Back to Black 1
Written by Doug Corcoran
Performed by David Latour (as Dug)
Produced by Eddie Caldwell
Courtesy of Music of the Sea, Inc.
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Looks Like Everyone Would Want Their Name Off This Disaster
1 May 2013 | by Michael_ElliottSee all my reviews

Scary Movie V (2013)

BOMB (out of 4)

Wow, an American comedy from 2013 that makes INAPPROPRIATE COMEDY seem a little funnier. I'm not even going to waste my time giving any sort of plot synapses because this thing is just so horridly bad that you can't help but wonder a few things. Apparently 60% of this movie was re-filmed by David Zucker because the original movie from Malcolm D. Lee just didn't work. Considering how awful this theatrical version is, one really has to wonder how much worse the original could have been. The big "draw" to this is that it spoofs other 2013 films like MAMA and it even spoofs EVIL DEAD, which was released a week earlier. The MAMA spoof takes up the majority of the running time and there are simply no funny moments. I sat there in the empty theater just shocked that anyone would want to admit that they were involved in this thing. The jokes were just downright funny with the majority of them being physical stuff but it simply wasn't funny. The EVIL DEAD stuff got a couple small laughs but certainly not enough to save the picture. Even worse is the BLACK SWAN stuff that just seems to be out-dated and, again, unfunny. Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex play the main couple but add zero. Katt Williams is really bland in his brief role and even Snoop Dogg and his pot jokes can't do anything. Oh yes, there's also the Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan stuff, which gets the film off to a very bad start. I guess Sheen just doesn't care what it does and Lohan has nothing better to do since she's now been in two horrid films in 2013. SCARY MOVIE V is without question one of the worst films I've ever sat through and trust me when I say I've watched some bad stuff. There were several times where I thought about walking out of the screening but I stuck in there to the end so that will show how dumb I was.


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