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I Take Thee, Quagmire 

Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 4 more credits »




Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Chinese Man / Founding Father (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin / Ricky (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Adam Carolla ... Death (voice)
Stephan Cox Stephan Cox ... Pat Sajak (voice)
Bryan Cranston ... Hal (voice)
Ralph Garman ... Various (voice)
Darrel Heath ... Screaming Black Dolphin 2 (voice)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown (voice)
Beth Littleford ... Lois / Mother at Park (voice)
Christy Carlson Romano ... Quagmire's One-Night-Stand (voice) (as Christy Romano)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... Founding Father #2 (voice)
Nicole Sullivan ... Joan the Maid (voice)
Fred Tatasciore ... Various (voice)


Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

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Animation | Comedy


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Sindarin | English | Spanish

Release Date:

12 March 2006 (USA) See more »

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Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


During Quagmire's fantasy about Joan the Maid, there are three references to different Disney movies. In order, they are Beauty and the Beast, Lady and the Tramp, and Aladdin See more »


Founding Father 1: All right, we're done.
Founding Father 2: You think the language in the second amendment is clear enough? You know, about the right to bear arms?
Founding Father 3: Of course it's clear. Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall. How could that possibly be misconstrued?
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References The Return of the Living Dead (1985) See more »


The Great Space Coaster Theme Song
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Subtle with some great TV and film references. And a must-see for Quagmire fans.
28 April 2006 | by legendlengthSee all my reviews

As a huge fan of the series, this episode has to be my favorite. The first half of the episode is virtually reference after reference. The main story regarding Quagmire is only shown for a handful of seconds between the hilarious TV and movie references, with some great what-ifs. The final act is mainly about the Quagmire plot, which I still enjoyed.

I found the general feel of this episode to be more zany, crazy than the usual style and at the same time more subtle. Even though this method of humor is sometimes risky because of the way it can stretch characters in damaging ways (like in later seasons of the Simpons when Homer became more wacky and out of character), this episode still gave me huge laughs. Nonetheless, I am sure it will be quite hit or miss with the audience because of this style chosen. My comment does link in to the main plot for this episode, as Quagmire's character is stretched beyond what you might expect!

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