"Daria" Too Cute (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)


Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer


  • Quinn : So you see, when you contribute to my surgery, it's like we're all sharing my surgery. We're making a statement about solidarity.

    Andrea : Solidarity?

    Quinn : You know, sisterhood is powerful.

    Andrea : Aren't you even a *little* worried that there might be a Hell?

  • Daria : Listen, Quinn...

    Quinn : You know, maybe I should get boobs. I bet if I got some boobs on credit, I can get the rest of the money in no time.

    Daria : Quinn...

    Quinn : Or maybe Dr. Shar will give me a part time job sweeping up fat or something.

    Daria : Quinn...

    Quinn : I mean, I like being attractive and popular. It's, like, me, okay? So if Dr. Shar makes everyone else attractive and popular, then I'll have to be even more attractive just to keep up, and then if they, like, go back her to catch up to me, then I'll have to go back, and pretty soon it'll be like one of those vicious things! Where will it end Daria? Where will it end?

    Daria : You don't need surgery, Quinn. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, and I'll deny I every said it, but there's nothing wrong with you... physically. You've got the kind of looks that make other girls mentally ill. So stop it. You don't need any plastic surgery. You're perfect.

    Quinn : Why do I even bother talking to you?

  • Helen : I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery. Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself, or there's a sound professional reason for it. I mean, you need to be presentable. Yes, it's a double standard, but women in business are judged on their looks, and there's no getting around that. But breast implants? I just don't know.

    Quinn : Right.

    Helen : I mean, when a woman is elected president, it won't be because she got breast implants.

    Daria : At least she'll have her people deny it.

  • Quinn : [Quinn is looking into her mirror and pushing the tip of her nose up with a finger; she does this several times, with Daria looking on from the doorway, before we hear a loud "snap"]  Ow!

    Daria : Wanna borrow my stapler?

    Quinn : Ugh!

    [Quinn stomps over and slams the door in Daria's face] 

  • Jane : Well, come on! Where are they?

    Daria : In here.

    Jane : Oh Daria, dont be shy, show me your boobs.

    [Picks up fake boob and looks at it] 

    Jane : Hmm. Why did I think this would be more interesting.

  • Daria : [on the phone]  So, first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for six thousand dollars.

    Jane : Miss Pert 'N Pretty? What can she possibly need for six G's, other than a new personality?

    Daria : Wait, there's more. Then she announces for twenty grand, she can fix me. Which means she can make me look like Quinn.

    Jane : Sheesh, what would you want to look like that loser for? She needs six thousand dollars' worth of plastic surgery!

  • Ms. Angela Li : [Voiceover on intercom]  Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister...

    Quinn : Cousin!

    Ms. Angela Li : - her "cousin" needs to see her.

  • Quinn : I'm a mess, and it'll cost six thousand dollars to fix.

    Daria : You're not really going to take that woman seriously, are you? She earns her living making people feel bad about their looks.

    Quinn : You're just mad because she figured you out. Dr. Shar is really smart about people.

    Daria : [Daria opens the box Dr. Shar gave her]  Oh, yeah, she's got my number, all right. "Dr. Shar's Pre-Implant Temporary Bust Augmentations: For evaluational purposes only." She knew just what I needed:

    [Lifts object out of box] 

    Daria : Practice boobs.

  • Helen : What was wrong with Brooke's old nose?

    Quinn : It wasn't cute. It had, like, an extra bone in it.

    Daria : Hey, it's almost time for dessert. Can we discuss liposuction now?

  • Daria Morgendorffer : So first she tells Quin that she can fix her up for 6,000 dollars.

    Jane Lane : Miss pert-and-pretty? What could she possibly need for 6gs, other than a new personality?

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