[the three J's just bought a self-published fashion magazine from Quinn]
Joey : "An Ode to Aubergine?"
Jamie : "A Good Pluck?"
Jeffy : "Please Remember to Blush?"
Jane Lane : There must be a lot going on in the boys' room that we don't know about.
Daria Morgendorffer : And really, that's as it should be.
Jodie Abigail Landon : Hey, Daria, congratulations. A published story, that's amazing.
[Kevin and Brittany approach them]
Daria Morgendorffer : Um, it's not exactly published. I sent it in, but I haven't heard back.
Kevin Thompson : Then why are you telling everybody that it's been published?
Jane Lane : Oh, you know Daria and her compulsive need to impress.
Brittany Taylor : Oh. But then instead of making up stuff about writing, shouldn't you pick something good?
Daria Morgendorffer : How's this? During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume.