"Boston Legal" Word Salad Days (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Alan Shore: [Alan addressing the jury on about water pollution] ... What is our biggest fear? The dirty bomb. Not the dirty water!

Attorney Eric Yavitch: [stands to object] Objection! Your honor, Mr.Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial.

Alan Shore: [turning to the attorney] Nonsense, your honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: [confused look at alan] I beg your pardon?

Alan Shore: [addressing attorney ] Apple trash can is picked from God.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: Huh?

Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore...

Alan Shore: [to judge] Not the years sixty when classic electrons are free.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: Objection!


Attorney Eric Yavitch: Uh, I think.

Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore! You have a notorious history of court room theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

Alan Shore: [Under his breath] Pillow pants join forces over embargo pylons.

[Turns to jury]

Alan Shore: You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese.

[Walk to seat, sits down, and looks around in bewilderment]

Alan Shore: What?

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