After watching a badly-written TV show, the house-mates talk about how wonderful it would be if they had some way of knowing beforehand what shows are worth watching. Just then, a copy of Entertainment Weekly magically comes down the chimney with all the information they'd been hoping for. Inside, however, they find a review of their own show, which receives a grade of "F". This sends everyone into a panic and causes Spanky, who is singled out for particular criticism, to give up reality TV and return to his former life. Meanwhile, Hero says that his gay friend Tim is in town for a visit, and asks Xandir if he'd like to show him around. Xandir quickly realizes that Tim is actually Hero wearing glasses, and sets out to make Hero acknowledge that he has feelings for men as well as women.
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Pluto the Dog
[while holding Goofy hostage
He's the only fucking dog good enough to wear fucking pants? Well, I want to wear the fucking pants for once!
[Shoots Goofy, then himself