Samantha Micelli: [when she sees Chad kissing Susie] Chad?
Chad McCann: Sam! Uh, it's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me.
Susie: Yeah, that's right. I mean nothing to him.
Bonnie: Take it easy, Sam. You don't want to make a scene.
Samantha Micelli: Bonnie, please. I'm a mature woman. I know how to handle these things.
[Sam kicks Chad in the shins and walk off with Bonnie and Julia]
Chad McCann: [after Sam kicks him] Oww! Oww!
Angela Bower: [singing] Always a friend...
Samantha Micelli: Oh, Angela, please.
Angela Bower: What? What's wrong? Is my voice that bad?
Samantha Micelli: Your voice is fine.
Angela Bower: It is, isn't it? My late voice teacher told me that it was not unlike Petula Clark.
Samantha Micelli: I just don't ever want to hear that song again.
Angela Bower: Why not?
Samantha Micelli: Because Chad McCann is a toad!
Angela Bower: Oh, honey what happened?
Samantha Micelli: Well, I caught him kissing Susie Sherman.
Angela Bower: Why, that pubesant little philanderer! How dare he treat you like that?
Samantha Micelli: So, you really understand?
Angela Bower: Of course, I do. I'm a woman too,
Samantha Micelli: Then, you'll stand by me?
Angela Bower: Hey, we're sisters.