Samantha Micelli : [when she sees Chad kissing Susie] Chad?
Chad McCann : Sam! Uh, it's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me.
Susie : Yeah, that's right. I mean nothing to him.
Bonnie : Take it easy, Sam. You don't want to make a scene.
Samantha Micelli : Bonnie, please. I'm a mature woman. I know how to handle these things.
[Sam kicks Chad in the shins and walk off with Bonnie and Julia]
Chad McCann : [after Sam kicks him] Oww! Oww!