The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Morley Mudd: A very embarrassed astronomy professor at Caltech admits that he miscalculated. Instead of four trillion years from now, the Sun will burn out a week from Tuesday.
Connie Casavez: You housewives - pay attention to our next report; it may save your marriage. We'll be broadcasting a five-part series on homemakers who are seduced by fast-talking delivery men with 16-inch pizzas.
Eddie Murphy: I guess you don't think - when you're stealin' a bike, you just think, "Get that bike and leave." You don't work on the chain, and go, "You know, maybe one day I might be on The Tonight Show!"