Ann's latest job is as Miss Chicken Big, the public face for the Chicken Big fried chicken fast food chain owned by a good old southerner named Major Culpepper. Ann's job as Miss Chicken Big - which requires her to be dressed in a chicken costume - is to accompany the Major to Chicken Big franchises in the region to do in-restaurant promotions. On her first day on the job, she finds out that the Major chose her more for his attraction to her as a woman than her ability as an actress. An incident between the two leads to Ann being stranded in the middle of nowhere wearing her chicken costume. Her situation is a dilemma not only in trying to make it home to New York City, but trying to make it to Brewster by that evening to attend a banquet where her father is receiving a prestigious award.
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Ya ain't gonna hold a grudge now, are ya, gal? See ya Monday morning?
No chance! You can just get yourself another chicken!
Well, like Robert E. Lee said, you can't win 'em all.
"Miss THOMAS' Fashions by CARDINALI" refers to the fashion house run by Marilyn Lewis. See more
References Mission: Impossible
Lyrics by Sam Denoff
Music by Earle Hagen
Performed by Chorus See more