Kelso is proud as a peacock now he is finally in police cadet uniform, albeit it with a paper badge. Kitty feels repairs can't wait, but the doctor forbade Red to do any, so he decides to supervise Eric, well, probably messing them up. Jackie has volunteered for a school project as big sister, but instead of entertaining young Colette she tries to turn her into a little Jackie, to Donna's horror. After a ride along in his instructor Kennedy's patrol car, arresting Fez, confiscating and accidentally killing his frog, Kelso doesn't just mind the car but drives it to the Forman place, where Hyde finds the keys and drives away with Fez, abusing the walkie-talkie to maximize embarrassment. Eric manages to repair the lawnmower, but ...
Did You Know?
In the scene where Jackie is brushing Collette's hair, a spider can be seen scurrying from beneath a poster on Donna's closet door and making its way to the floor. Coincidentally, the next scene involves Eric being afraid of spiders. See more
Kelso wears an orange banner, fake badge, & a name tag made from tape. These would never be part of an officer's uniform, cadet or not. The banner would be a safety hazard. See more
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more