Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was awesome. It just hung in the air, then it sent me a message. Big bright yellow letters saying I was going to have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Did this, by any chance, happen at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing is, I was the only one freaking out about it, man. Wait a second, good year, no, it was a terrible year, man. Stupid aliens.
Reginald "Red" Forman: [ticks his glass to get attention at the party he threw] Thanks for being here. And I just want to say, when my time comes, I want to be buried faced down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Bob Pinciotti: Red, Red I'm so sorry It was an accident.
Reginald "Red" Forman: I never thought I'd say this. I'm glad you're my friend.
[Red hugs Bob]
Bob Pinciotti: Red I never thought I'd say this you smell nice.
Eric Forman: [in a study session, punctuated with making out which they laughingly refer to as "study breaks", Donna and Eric suddenly start arguing] I think we need to clear our heads with a nice "study break".
Donna Pinciotti: Eric, knock it off. I'm not in the mood for a stupid "study break".
Eric Forman: What... why? Because I disagree with you?
Donna Pinciotti: It has nothing to do with that.
Eric Forman: Really, Donna? Because up until now, we were goin' at it like rabbits who had just gotten out of prison.