Kelso decides it's time to extend his new respecting women to dumping his porn collection by giving it to the needy- that's Fez, but he cannot handle having to stop reading Playboys. Kitty has taken up tai-ji with Donna and Mitch and gets a Buddha statue to match, but that doesn't square with pet-dog Schotzi. Hyde's first day in his dad's office is a disaster, even wearing a suit and tie isn't as bad as the mindless paperwork...
Did You Know?
Donna tells Kitty the meditation she and Midge are doing is called 'tai chi'. Tai chi is a form of karate. What Donna, Midge, and Kitty are doing is called 'tai chi chi'. See more
Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Reginald "Red" Forman
And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
[Eric waves his hand, imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi's gesture of mind trick
This is not the ass you're looking for.
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more