According to Roy, Jackie and the other boys, Kelso is this year's police academy stooge, so they break in to make sure, are found by his instructor officer Kennedy and told now he is. After Kelso failed an important test, they break in again. Fez must pass a last interview to become a US citizen, so the Forman parents and Donna (of whose knowledge Kitty is terribly jealous) train him in national history; on the day he finds there is no quiz, but makes a pass at the Immigration (INS) clerk who considers it all too un-married behavior...
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I can't believe I'm the stooge.
Michael, it's just the way some people are, okay? Some people are lazy, some people are clumsy, some people are stooges.
You're lucky enough to be all three.
References The New 3 Stooges
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more