Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [Hooker's gorgeous, bikini-clad neighbor, Claudia, barges into his apartment, necessitating a hasty introduction with Hooker's ACTUAL girlfriend, Lisa] Claudia, this is Lisa Jericho. I told you about her.
Claudia : Oh, sure - oh, I love your writing Ms. Jericho. It's dramatic, but economic, and your humor has a flavor of Samuel Clemens.