Albert Einstein : The uncertainty principle will not help you now, Stephen. Hm? All the quantum fluctuations in the universe will not change the cards in your hand. I call. You are bluffing. And you will lose!
Prof. Stephen Hawking : Wrong again, Albert.
[presents a hand of four 7s]
Albert Einstein : Shit.
Prof. Stephen Hawking : ...But then I said, "In that frame of reference, the perihelion of Mercury would have recessed in the opposite direction."