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"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" The Jem'Hadar (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Quark: I think I figured out why Humans don't like Ferengi.

Sisko: Not now, Quark.

Quark: The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget.

Sisko: Quark, we don't have time for this.

Quark: You're overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you... we're better.

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Quark: As a wise man once wrote: "Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever".

[Rule of Acquisition #102]

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[Sisko and Quark have been captured by the Jem'Hadar]

Third Talak'talan: A Ferengi, and a human. I was hoping the first race I'd meet from the other side of the anomaly would be the Klingons.

Sisko: I'm sorry to disappoint you.

Third Talak'talan: It's too late for apologies. The Dominion will no longer stand by and allow ships from your side to violate our territory.

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Quark: Uh, well, what did he say?

Odo: What did who say?

Quark: Commander Sisko, about my idea?

Odo: You mean, using the monitors throughout the station to sell merchandise?

Quark: Stop torturing me, Odo, tell me what he said.

Odo: Guess.

Quark: He said yes!

Odo: Guess again.

Quark: It would triple my profits. How can he refuse?

Odo: Maybe it's because he doesn't like you.

Quark: Don't be ridiculous. Major Kira's the one who doesn't like me; Sisko...

Odo: ...doesn't like you either.

Quark: What'd I ever do to him?

Odo: Oh, I could think of one or two things.

Quark: Oh, one or two things, that's nothing. So do you think there's any way I can, uh, change his mind?

Odo: Ha!

[and leaves]

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Nog: I'm telling you, Jake, something's happened to them. Maybe they were attacked by a wild animal.

Jake Sisko: You heard my dad, there aren't any wild animals, just insects and plants.

Nog: Maybe they were attacked by a vicious tree.

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[Quark is making a racket calling for the Jem'Hadar]

Eris: If we escape, do we have to take him with us?

Sisko: He's not so bad.

Eris: Doesn't he realize he's not accomplishing anything?

Sisko: Don't be so sure. We need to know what the Jem'Hadar plan to do with us, which means we need to get their attention. And if there's one thing I know...

Third Talak'talan: [from the background] That's enough!

Sisko: ...it's that Quark is hard to ignore.

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[last lines]

Major Kira: She'll be back. The question is who she'll bring with her.

Sisko: If the Dominion comes through the Wormhole, the first battle will be fought here. And I intend to be ready for them.

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Quark: [screams] I'm on fire!

[screams more]

Quark: I'm on fire!

Sisko: Quark!

[puts out fire]

Sisko: Are you alright?

Quark: No, I am not alright! My ears itch, my nose is running, I'm eating foreign bugs, now look at me! One minute, I'm trying to pick out a couple of bugs out of that jumbo-whatsit-pot, then the next thing I know... woosh!

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Third Talak'talan: We gain more knowledge every day. And now we have you to help us learn more.

Sisko: I don't plan on telling you anything.

Third Talak'talan: I won't be the one asking the questions.

Sisko: Who will?

Third Talak'talan: I was really hoping to meet a Klingon.

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Captain Keogh: Lieutenant, have you ever thought of serving on a starship?

Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: I'm happy where I am.

Captain Keogh: Good.

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Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: [about Captain Keogh] Don't you find him just a little arrogant?

Sisko: Funny, he said the same thing about you.

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Quark: I have the right to express my opinion.

Sisko: I'm about to put my fist in your opinion!

Quark: You don't scare me. And you want to know why you don't scare me? Because I'm already more scared than I've ever been in my life.

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[Jake and Nog are observing some Jem'Hadar from a distance]

Nog: I don't know who they are, but they don't look friendly.

Jake Sisko: I wish we could get closer.

Nog: I don't think they'll look any friendlier close up.

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[Jake is trying to fly the runabout at impulse speed]

Nog: At this speed it'll take weeks to get home!

Jake Sisko: Actually it'll take about five years.

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[a Jem'Hadar ship has made a suicide run against the Odyssey and caused it to explode]

Chief O'Brien: [aghast] We were retreating. There was no need for a suicide run.

Sisko: They're showing us how far they're willing to go.

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[Quark is making smalltalk to Sisko on a wild planet]

Quark: I'm glad we could talk like this. There's nothing like facing the wilderness to bring people closer.

Sisko: The answer is still no, Quark.

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Third Talak'talan: It's too late. You're done running.

[introducing the Jem'Hadar]

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Sisko: I want to know why we are being held here.

Third Talak'talan: That's not my concern.

Sisko: Then why won't you let us go?

Third Talak'talan: Because the Founders don't want you released.

Sisko: And who are the Founders?

Third Talak'talan: That's not *your* concern.

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Quark: This has not been a good day.

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Sisko: How did you know that the security barrier is lethal?

Eris: Because everything about the Jem'Hadar is lethal.

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Eris: No one ever escapes from the Jem'Hadar.

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Sisko: You know, Jake, we really need to get away more often.

Jake Sisko: I'm ready whenever you are. I'm sure Nog is, too.

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Third Talak'talan: Here is a list of vessels we've destroyed for violating our territory.

Major Kira: [picking up the list] Where'd you get this datapad?

Third Talak'talan: From the Bajoran colony on our side of the anomaly. You should be proud. I hear they fought well for a spiritual people. I hope we won't have to repeat this lesson.

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Eris: You have no idea what's begun here.

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Nog: [Jake and Nog are trying to fly a Runabout without a functional autopilot but can't even get it out of the planet's orbit] Can't we reassemble the autopilot?

Jake Sisko: If Chief O'Brien taught me anything, it's that it's a lot easier taking things apart than putting them back together.

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