Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, "I don't want a gay dog!" causing Sparky to run away. When Stan goes looking for him, he encounters Big Gay Al and his sanctuary for gay pets. Big Gay Al helps show Stan that gay people are just like everyone else and that being gay isn't something that can just be changed. Meanwhile, the South Park football team is facing North Park for the annual game, and everyone is depending on quarterback Stan to help the team beat the spread. Will Stan make it back from Al's in time?
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Did You Know?
As heard on the commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, towards the end of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (#1.4) in the stands of the football game behind Uncle Jimbo on the left there is a white Token Black character, complete with "T" shirt. See more
Kyle's shirt before football practice first reads 14 on the back. When the screen changes, it then reads 12 on the front. See more
My mom says God hates gay people. That's why he smote the sodomies in France.
In the Spanish Castilian dubbing Richard Stamos' name was changed to Enrique Julio Iglesias. See more
Written by Minnie Riperton
Performed by Trey Parker See more