The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour (TV Series)
Sonny: Honey, I understand why you're a little disappointed, I, I know know how much you wanted to go to Hawaii, but, well, I just couldn't afford a round trip ticket for the two of us.
Cher: Who said anything about the two of us?
[Sonny gives the camera a hurt yet baffled look]
Cher: Who said anything about round trip?
Sonny: Christmas was really nice. My mother cooked. My mother cooked for us, and, eh, she really knows how to stuff a turkey, doesn't she?
Cher: Yeah, straight in her mouth.
Glenn Ford: This is a warrant for you, it's a 504.
Sonny: What's a 504?
Glenn Ford: Well, it's a citation for overacting in front of 22.000 people.
Freeman King, your culture announcer.: Tonight's opera was first performed in Venice in 1641, and received absolutely no applause. Not a clap. Nothing.