Judge Howard Doody : Who is the prosecuting attorney?
'Divine Rod' Petrie : [entering] I, Rod Petrie, formerly known as the Divine Rod, proudly represents the United States of America.
Notch Johnson : The Divine Rod? But you're a master criminal, a pornographer, and a sex fiend.
'Divine Rod' Petrie : Yeah, well, now I'm a lawyer.
Notch Johnson : Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.