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"Soap" Episode #1.18 (TV Episode 1978) Poster

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(1978)

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Father Timothy Flotsky: So that's your new mother?

Corinne Tate: Yeah.

Father Timothy Flotsky: I liked the old one better.

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Corinne Tate: When will you be back? Tim?

Father Timothy Flotsky: Hopefully never.

Corinne Tate: What are you talking about?

Father Timothy Flotsky: If it works, if I'm able to forget about you, Corinne, then they'll transfer me and make me stay away till you're too old to tempt me and I'm too old to care. Goodbye, Corinne.

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Corinne Tate: [sobbing and praying] Please, God, I need him more than you do.

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Burt Campbell: Invisible? C'mon, Mary! It's ridiculous. Invisible. Whoever heard of anyone being invisible? Unless of course you have the ring of power.

Mary Campbell: The ring of power? Burt, do you have it?

Burt Campbell: What?

Mary Campbell: This ring of power.

Burt Campbell: Hey, don't be silly.

Mary Campbell: Well, that's a relief, because for a minute there I thought you were gonna tell me that you had this ring thing that made you invisible.

[bursts into relieved laughter]

Burt Campbell: I can be invisible without it.

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Jessica Tate: [turns to woman beside her in airport boarding area] I'm not really too crazy about taking this flight. I saw the pilot go by before. He walked directly into a pillar, tipped his hat, said excuse me, and got on the plane!

Lady in Airport: Senora, no habla Ingles.

Jessica Tate: What does that mean in English? See, I don't speak whatever it is you're speaking.

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Benson DuBois: Mrs. Tate, before you go flying down to Rio, I think you should know what happens if you do.

Jessica Tate: What?

Benson DuBois: They keep the bail money Mr. Tate put up.

Jessica Tate: They do?

Benson DuBois: Which means he loses the house and all the savings, so while you're down there on a conga line he's gonna be up here on a bread line.

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Claire: You're going to sell my apartment? And where am I supposed to live - in the car?

Chester Tate: No, well, no, because remember I'm selling that.

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