Father Timothy Flotsky: So that's your new mother?
Corinne Tate: Yeah.
Father Timothy Flotsky: I liked the old one better.
Corinne Tate: When will you be back? Tim?
Father Timothy Flotsky: Hopefully never.
Corinne Tate: What are you talking about?
Father Timothy Flotsky: If it works, if I'm able to forget about you, Corinne, then they'll transfer me and make me stay away till you're too old to tempt me and I'm too old to care. Goodbye, Corinne.
Corinne Tate: [sobbing and praying] Please, God, I need him more than you do.
Burt Campbell: Invisible? C'mon, Mary! It's ridiculous. Invisible. Whoever heard of anyone being invisible? Unless of course you have the ring of power.
Mary Campbell: The ring of power? Burt, do you have it?
Burt Campbell: What?
Mary Campbell: This ring of power.
Burt Campbell: Hey, don't be silly.
Mary Campbell: Well, that's a relief, because for a minute there I thought you were gonna tell me that you had this ring thing that made you invisible.
[bursts into relieved laughter]
Burt Campbell: I can be invisible without it.
Jessica Tate: [turns to woman beside her in airport boarding area] I'm not really too crazy about taking this flight. I saw the pilot go by before. He walked directly into a pillar, tipped his hat, said excuse me, and got on the plane!
Lady in Airport: Senora, no habla Ingles.
Jessica Tate: What does that mean in English? See, I don't speak whatever it is you're speaking.
Benson DuBois: Mrs. Tate, before you go flying down to Rio, I think you should know what happens if you do.
Jessica Tate: What?
Benson DuBois: They keep the bail money Mr. Tate put up.
Jessica Tate: They do?
Benson DuBois: Which means he loses the house and all the savings, so while you're down there on a conga line he's gonna be up here on a bread line.