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"Smallville" Pilot (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Clark Kent: I'd give anything to be normal.

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Jonathan Kent: Are you okay?

Clark Kent: Can I answer that in about five years?

Jonathan Kent: Yeah.

Clark Kent: Dad I'm glad you and mom are the ones that found me.

Jonathan Kent: We didn't find you, Clark, you found us.

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Lana Lang: Can you keep a secret?

Clark Kent: I'm the Fort Knox of secrets.

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Lana: Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.

Clark: Doesn't everyone?

Lana: So what are you: Man or Superman?

Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.

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Lana Lang: Do you want to make a wish?

Martha Kent: I would love to make a wish.

Lana Lang: Okay. Abracadabra.

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[after finding Clark]

Jonathan Kent: Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha.

Martha Kent: Then where did he come from?

Jonathan Kent: I don't know. But he must have parents.

[they both spot the space ship]

Martha Kent: Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.

Jonathan Kent: Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?

Martha Kent: We didn't find him... he found us.

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Jonathan Kent: Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here.

Clark Kent: Where are they from?

[Jonathan looks up at the sky]

Clark Kent: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet?

[sarcastically]

Clark Kent: I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?

Jonathan Kent: Actually... it's in the storm cellar.

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Lana Lang: [talking about Nietzsche] So what are you? Man or superman?

Clark Kent: Haven't figured it out, yet.

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Pete Ross: It's a Homecoming tradition. Every year before the big game the football players select a freshman, take him out to Riley field, strip him down to his boxers, and then paint an S on his chest.

Clark Kent: And then string him up like a scarecrow.

Chloe Sullivan: Jeez, it sounds like years of therapy waiting to happen.

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Clark Kent: Hey, this is a great place.

Lex Luthor: Yeah, if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt.

Clark Kent: Well, I meant it's roomy.

Lex Luthor: It's the Luthor ancestral home, or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone.

Clark Kent: Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks but no one ever moved in.

Lex Luthor: My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door.

Clark Kent: Then why'd he ship it over?

Lex Luthor: Because he could.

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Lionel Luthor: This has got to stop. Open your eyes, Lex.

Young Lex Luthor: I can't...

Lionel Luthor: Luthors are not afraid. We don't have that luxury. We're leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. You're never gonna get anywhere with your eyes closed.

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Lionel Luthor: Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to breathe!

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Chloe Sullivan: Statistical fact. Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show.

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Pete Ross: So, anyone ask you to the dance?

Chloe Sullivan: Not yet.

Pete Ross: Well, if nothing pans out with you-know-who, maybe you and...

Chloe Sullivan: Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times - I'm not interested in Clark.

Pete Ross: Your vehement denial has been duly noted!

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Jeremy Creek: Who are you? Where am I?

Clark Kent: I'm Clark Kent. And you're in Smallville.

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Lex Luthor: Clark, do you believe a man can fly?

Clark Kent: Sure. In a plane.

Lex Luthor: No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about soaring through the clouds, with nothing but air beneath you.

Clark Kent: People can't fly, Lex.

Lex Luthor: I did. After the accident, when my heart stopped. It was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship.

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Chloe Sullivan: I call it 'The Wall of Weird.' It's every strange, bizarre, and unexplained event that's happened in Smallville since the meteor shower. That's when it all began - when the town went schizo.

Clark Kent: Why didn't you tell me about this?

Chloe Sullivan: Do you tell me everything that happens in your life? We all keep secrets, Clark.

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Jonathan Kent: I know this has gotta be really hard for you. But you gotta just hang in there like we promised.

Clark Kent: I'm sick of 'hanging in there'. All I want to do is go through high school without being a total loser.

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Jonathan: What are we supposed to tell everyone? That we found him in a cornfield?

Martha: We didn't find him. He found us.

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Lana Lang: Sometimes people can surprise you.

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Pete Ross: [whispering] We're trying to avoid becoming this year's scarecrow.

Chloe Sullivan: What are you talking about

[loudly]

Chloe Sullivan: and why are we whispering?

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Lana Lang: Clark wait. I just wasn't expecting to see anyone out here. Are you okay?

Clark Kent: I'm hanging out in a graveyard. Does that strike you as okay behavior?

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Clark Kent: This is a great place.

Lex Luthor: Yeah... if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt.

Clark Kent: Well, I meant... roomy.

Lex Luthor: It's the Luthor ancestral home. Or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone.

Clark Kent: Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks, but no one ever moved in.

Lex Luthor: My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door.

Clark Kent: Then why'd he ship it over?

Lex Luthor: Because he could.

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Pete Ross: We'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in our permission slips before homeroom

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Jeremy Creek: [to the "crucified" Clark Kent] Hurts, doesn't it.

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