Tony Bennett: Now David, I heard you were gay. And I think it is just great that you put aside bangin' sticks with all those Joe's long enough to notice this little buttercup. But David, I gotta ask you. Why would you build your house in a cherry orchard when you dig bananas?
Tony Bennett: But David... David, you're saying you don't miss deep frying the drumstick?
David Gest: I don't understand?
Tony Bennett: How 'bout playing the kiwis?
David Gest: I'm sorry?
Tony Bennett: Come on, you like to do the mushroom dance, don't you?
David Gest: What does that mean?
Tony Bennett: Do you miss having sex with other men?
David Gest: That I do miss.
Linda Vester: Our next guest should certainly be able to shed some light on this case. He's Fred, the bird from "Baretta".
Shepard Smith: Now, this is not the actual bird from "Baretta", because that bird died several years ago.
Linda Vester: Possibly by Robert Blake's hand. We don't know, that's not substantiated. But this is that bird's bird nephew.