Patton Chase: I got a naked picture of Stephanie.
Parker Chase: How do you know it's Stephanie?
Patton Chase: Because Stephanie has pink slippers.
Bob Chase: We're going to a cheap motel to have a wild night of sex.
Paige Chase: Fine. Don't tell us.
Patton Chase: Guess what? Stephanie's got a birthmark! Stephanie's got a birthmark! I might go blind, but I'm not going to hell!