Relations between Patrick and Victor reach an all-time low after Victor buys contaminated horse manure from a man in a long black coat and Patrick sends a health inspector round. Victor's mistaking Patrick's ginseng capsules for suppositories doesn't help either. but pregnant Pippa and Margaret are great friends and Pippa gives Margaret a jar of herbal tea to help her sleep. When Victor finds Mr Swainey, the Meldrews' other neighbour, in the kitchen holding the jar and discussing his grandma's cremation, he assumes her ashes are in the jar; when he accidentally drops them he replaces them with burnt paper. Unaware, Margaret makes him a relaxing cup of tea with the jar's new contents.
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[looking out of the bathroom window
There's a rat going up his front lawn, now.
[cleaning the bath tub
I could stuff a mattress with your pubic hair!
References The Phil Silvers Show