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"My Hero" How Green Was My Ollie (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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[first lines]

Stanley: Is Ollie going to be OK?

Piers: He was just a bit under the weather, but I think he responded to my natural authority with children.

Janet: You see, mum. I said he was fine.

[removes a 'Kick Me' sign from Piers's back]

Piers: He might be a bit lacking in vitamins. He just needs to eat plenty of greens.

Ella: Aah, isn't this nice. Let me take a photo, now we're all one big happy family.

Janet: Except Piers isn't family, mum. I'm married to *George*.

Ella: I can dream.

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Mrs Raven: I'll have to start going to church again.

Janet: Again?

Mrs Raven: I used to go regularly, just to throw confetti.

Janet: Aaah. I do like a good wedding.

Mrs Raven: This was at funerals.

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Tyler: So, how'd it go last night?

Janet: You should have come! George served up compost.

George: It was either that or tofu, and no-one should ever have to eat that.

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[last lines]

George: What a day.

Janet: Mmm, thirty-five ice ages in ten hours is quite a day.

George: Too far one way, then too far the other. It was like being in the shower.

Janet: But it's OK now?

George: Of course. Now, can I make the earth move just for you?

Janet: Not if you use that old line you can't.

[goes to the window to close it]

Janet: George, why are there five moons?

George: Oh. I thought it would be better for everybody if I moved us to another galaxy altogether. I've worked it out: it means no more global warming, no need for an ozone layer, and guaranteed harmony with nature.

Janet: Well, brilliant.

George: Oh, except for the five-foot moths.

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