"The Muppet Show" Zero Mostel (TV Episode 1977) Poster

(TV Series)


Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Beaker, Whatnot Dancers, Blue Frackle


  • Waldorf : You know, I'm really going to enjoy tonight!

    Statler : You plan to like this show?

    Waldorf : [pulling out a television set]  No, I plan to watch television!

  • Waldorf : [as he and Statler watch something on a TV in their balcony seats]  What's the name of this movie?

    Statler : "Beach Blanket Frankenstein".

    Waldorf : Awful.

    Statler : Terrible film!

    Waldorf : Yeah, well, we could watch "The Muppet Show" instead.

    [they peek up over the TV and look out at the stage, then return to the TV, shaking their heads] 

    Statler : Wonderful.

    Waldorf : Terrific film!

  • Statler : [as he and Waldorf watch the TV]  Let's switch channels, this show is dull.

    Waldorf : You bet.

    [they do so] 

    Statler : What is THAT?

    Waldorf : It looks like two ancient old guys sitting in a theater box watching television.

    Statler : That's crazy! No one would watch junk like that!

  • Statler : [as he and Waldorf continue to watch TV]  Well, what do you think of television?

    [Waldorf reaches out to change the channel, only to get zapped as static is heard on the TV] 

    Statler : Shocking, isn't it?

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