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Rachael Harris: Cpl. Alice Westergren



  • Capt. Stottlemeyer : You looking forward to our little party, Alice?

    Alice Westergren : How long do these things usually last?

    Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM and Terry, Detective Chasen, was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me Rhonda" in Spanish.

    Detective Chasen : [putting up a banner]  That's a lie! I don't speak Spanish!

    Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh yes, you do!

    Alice Westergren : Oh, and someone dropped this off at the front desk.

    [hands over the bottle of port] 

    Capt. Stottlemeyer : [reads the note attached to the bottle]  "Captain Leland Stottlemeyer."

    [opens the card] 

    Capt. Stottlemeyer : "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business. Eastwood Auto Supply."

    [to Alice] 

    Capt. Stottlemeyer : You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy, and I believe it might work.

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