Capt. Stottlemeyer : You looking forward to our little party, Alice?
Alice Westergren : How long do these things usually last?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM and Terry, Detective Chasen, was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me Rhonda" in Spanish.
Detective Chasen : [putting up a banner] That's a lie! I don't speak Spanish!
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh yes, you do!
Alice Westergren : Oh, and someone dropped this off at the front desk.
[hands over the bottle of port]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [reads the note attached to the bottle] "Captain Leland Stottlemeyer."
[opens the card]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business. Eastwood Auto Supply."
Capt. Stottlemeyer : You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy, and I believe it might work.