Miss Hardaway : Alright, I confess. I am in love with Bud Bundy. Whenever he comes into the library, I turn the heat up so he'll have to strip down to his tank top. When he returns a book late, I always hope he'll say, "I've been a bad boy, Miss Hardaway. Spank me hard."
Marcy D'Arcy : The court will excuse me if I heave.