"Married... with Children" Buck the Stud (TV Episode 1991) Poster

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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  • Peggy Bundy : Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.

    Al Bundy : If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right. A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.

    Peggy Bundy : To death, Al?

    Al Bundy : And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred-thou is payable over a three day period. So, I figure a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two daughters here, we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate Bruno.

    Kelly Bundy : Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.

    Al Bundy : I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.

  • [Al and Peg come up from the dark cellar] 

    Peggy : Oh, Al, take me again!

    Al Bundy : I didn't even know I was taking you then, I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me!

  • Peggy Bundy : [off-screen]  Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?

    Al Bundy : Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!

    Peggy Bundy : Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?

    Al Bundy : All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?

    Peggy Bundy : Oh, all right. At least you did something.

    [Al and Peggy enter from the back yard after cleaning up after Buck] 

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