Jack Gallo : Does anyone have any new ideas? Come on, dazzle me.
Dennis Finch : How about this? Put Adrienne and me on the cover and write a story about our marriage.
Jack Gallo : Dennis, I like that idea. Here's what'll make me love it. We keep Adrienne, lose you and the romance angle. Okay, that's one for me.
Bob Whiteman : And who are you?
Jack Gallo : Jack Gallo, and these two aren't saying another word until I get a lawyer down here.
Bob Whiteman : Gallo. Your name is mentioned a lot on their wedding announcement.
Jack Gallo : That's right.
Bob Whiteman : You're an extremely wealthy man.
Jack Gallo : Thank you. You're very kind.
Bob Whiteman : I'm guessing you have a staff of, say, three?
Jack Gallo : Four, and a driver.
Bob Whiteman : And I assume all their papers are in order?
Jack Gallo : Why you arrogant little pissant. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Do you know what I can do to you with one phone call? Mark my words, I will be back.
Adrienne Barker : How long do you think he'll be?
Dennis Finch : He's not coming back.
Jack Gallo : Look no further, I have just the story for you. As usual, my name will be changed to Jeffrey.
Maya Gallo : Got it.
Jack Gallo : I first met her in Shanghai. She was beautiful. Jet black hair. Velvet skin. Toes like peanuts.
Elliot DiMauro : So what happened?
Jack Gallo : I sleep with her one night, and she went off with another man. "Love you long time." There's a lie.