"Just Shoot Me!" When Nina Met Elliott (TV Episode 1999) Poster

George Segal: Jack Gallo


  • Jack Gallo : Does anyone have any new ideas? Come on, dazzle me.

    Dennis Finch : How about this? Put Adrienne and me on the cover and write a story about our marriage.

    Jack Gallo : Dennis, I like that idea. Here's what'll make me love it. We keep Adrienne, lose you and the romance angle. Okay, that's one for me.

  • Bob Whiteman : And who are you?

    Jack Gallo : Jack Gallo, and these two aren't saying another word until I get a lawyer down here.

    Bob Whiteman : Gallo. Your name is mentioned a lot on their wedding announcement.

    Jack Gallo : That's right.

    Bob Whiteman : You're an extremely wealthy man.

    Jack Gallo : Thank you. You're very kind.

    Bob Whiteman : I'm guessing you have a staff of, say, three?

    Jack Gallo : Four, and a driver.

    Bob Whiteman : And I assume all their papers are in order?

    Jack Gallo : Why you arrogant little pissant. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Do you know what I can do to you with one phone call? Mark my words, I will be back.


    Adrienne Barker : How long do you think he'll be?

    Dennis Finch : He's not coming back.

  • Jack Gallo : Look no further, I have just the story for you. As usual, my name will be changed to Jeffrey.

    Maya Gallo : Got it.

    Jack Gallo : I first met her in Shanghai. She was beautiful. Jet black hair. Velvet skin. Toes like peanuts.

    Elliot DiMauro : So what happened?

    Jack Gallo : I sleep with her one night, and she went off with another man. "Love you long time." There's a lie.

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