Fortune Teller God : Oh, that's funny.
Joan Girardi : What?
Fortune Teller God : [indicating the tarot cards] They're blank.
Joan Girardi : What does that mean?
Fortune Teller God : Well, apparently you have no future. Well, technically speaking, no one does.
Joan Girardi : [realizing who it is] Oh, God.
Fortune Teller God : You heard of string theory?
Joan Girardi : I'm failing my Physics class, remember?
Fortune Teller God : Well, a quick tutorial. Past, present, future, all co-existing in different dimensions with different rates of vibration.
Joan Girardi : Great. How about college?
Fortune Teller God : Oh, the future's not fixed, Joan. Its very existence is determined by the choices you make in the present.
Joan Girardi : Okay. What are you saying? I shouldn't worry about the future?
Fortune Teller God : Well, the best way to affect it is by bringing your consciousness to the moment.
Joan Girardi : Ugh. You're like a walking refrigerator magnet.
Fortune Teller God : Well, I'm just saying that that's where all the action is. It's the only place you have any real power.
Joan Girardi : [standing to leave] Your wig is, like, from Cher's reject pile. Are you aware?
Fortune Teller God : Don't forget about the present, Joan.