Jill gets a visit from his kid sister Abby, who he will prep for an NYU dean's interview; her first question is whether big bro and Jack have sex. She misses the interview because getting facial piercings took too long, and runs off to a dance party with Mikey, who thinks David is the one out of line when he rages in as a bull to pull Abby out of the club, and hears the ingrate doesn't want to go to college, even blames him for 'forgetting' his junior siblings after he spend nearly all his time for years being their substitute father. Eliza was asking a superior out, but decides to go alone, even though David, having to cancel, gave her tickets for two, and lands in a one-man version of Casabanca by the unknown Hugh Westland. Jack gets a last-minute assignment to cover a wedding between very old people. After Audrey finally notices Barto pays her true attention and he sees trough her though act, they have sex- she tells Jack it was the best in her life, but doesn't consider it hooked ...