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"Home Improvement" Say Goodnight, Gracie (TV Episode 1998) Poster

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Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.

Tim: Sorry, I've never been a lion cub before.

Randy: I have. You know, I gotta tell you it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.

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Tim: [playing tea party; in high voice] Now, what would Her Royal Fridigness like to have?

Randy: How about a lobotomy?

Tim: Well look who's here. It's the village idiot.

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Tim: Hey Cousin Randy, why don't you play with Cousin Gracie so Uncle Tim can go play with Mr. Hot Rod?

Randy: Well, Cousin Randy would love to, but unfortunately I've got to spend a couple hours with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algerbra.

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Tim: [Playing with Buzz Lightyear doll] I am Buzz Lightyear. No, *I* am Buzz Lightyear. No, *I* am Buzz Lightyear. No, I come in peace.

Doll: I come in peace.

Tim: No, *I* come in peace.

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Tim: Why don't you tell the audience out there what Uncle Tim says whenever he starts a project.

Gracie Taylor: Ow, that hurts?

Tim: Come on, what does he say?

Claire Taylor: Call 911?

Tim: No. What did I say backstage?

Gracie Taylor: Al, your mom's fat?

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Jill: What do you want to talk about?

Tim: I wanna talk about what Sherlock Wendell Holmes said. The reason I want daughters is because they're like rotten peaches. I should just play with my pears.

Jill: I think it would be better for all concerned if you didn't father any more children.

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