The newspaper is still looking for an assistant. The choice is between a good looking woman and one who can do the job. Billy Bob is outvoted. Lonnie becomes the town gossip when his newspaper column, Little Big Mouth, becomes successful. The new assistant is attracted to Billy Bob, which makes him uncomfortable. When he thinks that he sees her on Hard Copy, he becomes convinced that she murdered her husband. Madeline gives her a Rorschach test to find out about her personality.