Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)
I'm a Family Crook - Don't Shoot! (1972)
Quotes
Rhoda Lovejoy: [Arnold is looking to jump out the window] You cannot go out the window!... You're not Erroll Flynn!
Arnold Lovejoy: [Pretending to be an attorney] Ladies, this is your lucky day.
Rhoda Lovejoy: Well, Mr. Lovejoy... Can I pick a mark, or can I pick a mark?
Arnold Lovejoy: [Counting the money] Mrs. Lovejoy, honey... Your instincts are pure gold.
Rhoda Lovejoy: [to her daughter] A few more like today, and you'll to to college.
Arnold Lovejoy: Well, why not a few more now, today?... It's still early.
Rhoda Lovejoy: Oh, Arnold... I think we're gonna love Hawaii.
Arnold Lovejoy: Oh, yeah!
Arnold Lovejoy: [Rhoda is setting up the next con] You got a mark?
Rhoda Lovejoy: Oh... A beauty.
Shibata: [to his henchmen as they are following Frank Butrell] Get ready to grab Butrell, but no shooting... Just a little iron on the skull... And watch out for cops.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [after briefing his men on Charlie Walters] today, we move in at five to 4.
Danny Williams: Grab them together... Butrell, the money, and Charlie.
Det. Steve McGarrett: ...And the little black book, if we're lucky... One witness, one witness can put him away for ten to 20.
Rhoda Lovejoy: [the Lovejoys open up the briefcase, and see a lot of money] The greening of the Lovejoys!
Arnold Lovejoy: [Rhoda is excited about finding the money, and is naming different colleges to send her daughter] Wait a minute, Wait a minute... Before you get to Bryn Mawr, look at that.
[Arniold is holding up a pair of brass knuckles]
Charlie Walters: [to Butrell] YOU LOST A HUNDRED GRAND?... WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME?
Frank Butrell: Not lost, Charlie... I was - - I was conned, I was scammed... look, these people... A kid, a woman, and a guy dressed like a cop.
Frank Butrell: [Trying to explain how he lost the money] It was a con!... I swear to you, Charlie!
Charlie Walters: [Pulling a gun] Yeah, I know... A woman,
[He fires a shot]
Charlie Walters: ... A kid,
[He fires another shot]
Charlie Walters: ... And a guy dressed like a cop.
[He fires a third shot, and Frank falls over dead]
Willie: [after Charlie kills Butrell] Charlie, what if he's telling the truth?
Charlie Walters: Then I made a terrible mistake.
Danny Williams: [Staking out Charlie's house, and Frank arrives] Steve...
Det. Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danno?
Danny Williams: Got something funny... Don't know how to read it.
Det. Steve McGarrett: What is it?
Danny Williams: Butrell just drove up to Charlie's house without the bag.
Det. Steve McGarrett: Without the bag?... It can't be. We checked him at three previous surveillance points... He had the bag with him.
Danny Williams: He sure doesn't have it now.
Det. Steve McGarrett: He must have been tipped.
Chin Ho: No way, Steve.
Det. Steve McGarrett: No other way... All right Danno, Shut it down and come in.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [McGarrett shows up at Charlie's house, wanting to know about Frank Butrell] Let's talk about Frank Butrell.
Charlie Walters: Oh, what about Frank?
Det. Steve McGarrett: Game time, Charlie?
Charlie Walters: Well... You don't play, you don't win... What cards are you holding, McGarrett?
Det. Steve McGarrett: We know Frank came here yesterday at 4:00, without the bag... And what's left of Frank was found in Ke'ehi Lagoon this morning... What happened, Charlie?... He double-cross you?
Charlie Walters: [McGarrett want's to know what happened to Frank Butrell] Bag?... Double-cross?
Det. Steve McGarrett: What else could account for three bullet holes in his fancy shirt?
Charlie Walters: Oh,what a terrible thing to happen.
Charlie Walters: [after he slaps Shibata's guy around] Now, give it to me straight... And no bull about a woman, a kid, and a guy dressed like a cop.
Shibata: [Shibata is talking to the Lovejoys about the money, and Charlie shows up] I'll talk to you later!
Det. Steve McGarrett: [Steve and Ben are looking at the carnage in Shibata's warehouse] What a mess... Looks like those pictures from St. Valentine's Day... We're gonna get what they never got in Chicago.
Ben: What's that?
Det. Steve McGarrett: A conviction.
Charlie Walters: [to Willie after wiping out Shibata's gang] Put it out on the cocomut wireless. I give a G... A big one, to anyone who fingers them.
Danny Williams: [the Lovejoy's are trying to escape from thier hotel room, and Five-O has them cornered] Here's my ID... And I have some bad news for your husband.
Rhoda Lovejoy: What?
Danny Williams: We've got a man on the roof, and we've got a man below... The news is: Forget it.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [Steve has the Lovejoy's in his office] You arrived in Hawaii on September 8th... You've been staying at the Hula Hotel without any visible means of support.
[McGarret looks at Melissa]
Det. Steve McGarrett: Is this child in school?
Rhoda Lovejoy: We do our own tutoring.
Det. Steve McGarrett: Between tutoring, you've had five arrests in five states for bunco, swindling and fraud... What did you think Hawaii was gonna be?... one big, fat juicy pineapple?
Arnold Lovejoy: [Arnold and Rhoda don't want to cooperate with McGarrett] The first rule: No deals with cops.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [Just before releasing Arnold] Your lives are in danger... You know that?
Arnold Lovejoy: Mr. McGarrett, we're small potatoes... You know that.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [to the Lovejoys as they are being released] Good luck... You're gonna need it.
Charlie Walters: [to Arnold on the phone] So, we finally meet, Mr. Lovejoy... It seems we have mutual acquantainces in the shipping business.
Charlie Walters: [Charlie has Arnold on the phone, and wants to meet with him] I wanna make a deal... You got something of mine, I got something of yours... So we'll trade.
Arnold Lovejoy: What do you mean "you got something of mine" ?
Melissa Lovejoy: [Melissa comes on the line] Mommy? Daddy?
Rhoda Lovejoy: [Arnold show up at the hotel, and Charlie is waitng for them] Now what?... We can't get the money... No money,, no ship.
Arnold Lovejoy: We'll just have to work for it now... Come on!
Rhoda Lovejoy: [She turns to Melissa] Mommy and Daddy have to go to work... You know where you' re going...
Melissa Lovejoy: Double feature... With popcorn?
Rhoda Lovejoy: G rating.
Melissa Lovejoy: PG
Rhoda Lovejoy: OH, DON'T ARGUE!
Det. Steve McGarrett: [Arnold and Rhoda are back in McGarrett's office after Melissa is taken] You people took a chance coming here, asking for our help... For your kid's sake, are you prepared to take one more?
[Rhoda looks at Arnold, and he nods his head]
Charlie Walters: [Arnold and Rhoda arrive at Charlie's house] We've got some business, right?
Charlie Walters: [Arnold opens the brief case, and Charlie looks inside] Looks alright... But "looks" ain't "is".
Charlie Walters: [to Arnold and Rhoda as McGarrett and Five-O show up at Charlie's house] You pukey little double-crossers, I otta - !
Charlie Walters: [McGarrett and Five-O barge into Charlie;s office] What now, McGarrett... A ticket for overtme parking?
Det. Steve McGarrett: [McGarrett sees the money on Charlie's desk] It looks like you could afford it, Charlie.
Charlie Walters: Nice, isn't it... I've been saving ever since I was a kid.
Charlie Walters: [Afther Che runs a check of the money, and it is marked] That's yours not mine!... Hot money you brought in here to frame me!... Look, the rest of this is mine, but not this... This is theirs!
Det. Steve McGarrett: He's offering you a bribe, Arnold... What do you say?
Arnold Lovejoy: That;s your money, Mr. Walters... all of it. that's the money we took from Frank Butrell and brought to you... We'll testify to that.
Rhoda Lovejoy: You see, Charlie... It doesn't pay to mess with Errol Flynn.
Det. Steve McGarrett: [to his Five-O team concerning Charlie] Now book him.
Charlie Walters: [as he is being arrested] You set me up, McGarrett!... This is entrapment... I'm entitled to - I wanna talk to my lawyer!
Det. Steve McGarrett: [In his office] Three thousand two hundred fifty dollars... The money you gave Quan on the docks.
[Rhoda grabs for the money]
Det. Steve McGarrett: You never give up, do you?
Det. Steve McGarrett: Do you promise to leave Hawaii, and never come back?
Melissa Lovejoy: [after a long delay] We promise
Rhoda Lovejoy: Yeah, we promise.
Arnold Lovejoy: [Hesitatingly] We promise.
Rhoda Lovejoy: [Offering Ben half of the money she "found" in the car] Driver, this is your lucky day,
[Ben brakes the car, turns around, and flashes his badge with a smile]
