Phoebe : Rita is a massage client.
Mike Hanigan : Oh, why don't you introduce me?
Phoebe : Rita, this is my husband.
Mike Hanigan : Why don't you tell her my name?
Phoebe : Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.
Rita - Massage Client : Crap Bag.
Mike Hanigan : If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.
[Phoebe changes her name after marrying Mike]
Monica : Hello, Miss Buffay.
Phoebe : Oh, that's not my name any more.
Monica : Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan.
Phoebe : No, that's not my name either.
Monica : What did you change your name to?
Phoebe : Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
Chandler : That's what we were gonna name the baby.