Joey : So - Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married; do you think you and I should hook up?
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, we do - but not just yet.
Joey : Really? Well, when?
Phoebe Buffay : Okay, umm... well, first Chandler and Monica will get married - and be filthy rich, by the way. Yeah. But it won't work out.
Joey : Wow.
Phoebe Buffay : I know. Then, I'm gonna marry Chandler - for the money - and you'll marry Rachel, and have the beautiful kids.
Joey : Great!
Phoebe Buffay : But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money, and Rachel's kids - and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.
Joey : Oh-oh, what about Ross?
Phoebe Buffay : I don't want to go into the whole thing, but, umm... we have words, and I kill him.