"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" PSAT Pstory (TV Episode 1991) Poster

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

  • Carlton Banks : [to Will about the PSAT]  I don't believe it. You couldn't have done better than me. Somewhere there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked.

    William 'Will' Smith : Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But, I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.

    Carlton Banks : Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect.

    [sprays kitchen window] 

    William 'Will' Smith : Then, why are you using car wax on the window?

    [mockingly] 

    William 'Will' Smith : This a window, this is Windex. Can you say that, IittIe boy?

  • Carlton : Will, if I were you, I'd be preparing for the PSATs.

    Will : Carlton, if I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.

  • Carlton : Who said, "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees"?

    Will : I'm guessin' that one wasn't Madonna.

  • Carlton Banks : My life is over. I'll be expelled. They'll send me away. I'll have to get a jheri curl and a tattoo! I'll be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of personal violence.

    William 'Will' Smith : They won't send you to prison for cheating on a test.

    Carlton Banks : I'm not talking about prison. I'm talking about public school!

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