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And the Wiener Is... 

Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 5 more credits »




Episode cast overview:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Farnsworth / Kevin Swanson / Mr. Berler / Priest / Scott / Steve Allen / Jock #1 (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin / Andy Capp's Wife / Rudolph / Connie's Friend / Jock #2 / Fourth Girl Teacher (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin / Neil Goldman (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Patrick Duffy ... Jack / Salesman / Teacher (voice)
Mike Henry ... (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane ... Beverly / Cheerleader (voice)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... Andy Capp / Man (voice)
Tara Strong ... Cheerleader #1 / Cheerleader #2 (voice)
Patrick Warburton ... Joe Swanson (voice)
Lisa Wilhoit ... Connie D'Amico (voice)
Debra Wilson ... Janet / Mrs. Kanner / Nurse (voice)


As Chris grows up, Peter starts getting nervous about the day when he will start catching up with his father. Peter's worst fears are realized in the locker room, however, when he sees that Chris has an enormous penis. Overcome by jealousy and self-doubt, Peter tries to salvage his ego in a number of different ways without ruining his relationship with his son. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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Animation | Comedy


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Release Date:

8 August 2001 (USA) See more »

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Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


The character playing darts with Peter, who then ends up in a fight with his wife Flo is a reference to the British comic strip Andy Capp. See more »


When Peter is shooting his shotgun, the door to the house behind him is open, then once Lois arrives in the scene the door is closed. See more »


Lois Griffin: We'll meet you in the ten-inches-or-less line.
[beat; Lois realizes what she's just said as she walks away]
Lois Griffin: Items!
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Alternate Versions

Peter complaining about the size of Lois' clitoris has been removed from syndication. See more »


References True Grit (1969) See more »


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Written by Eddy Grant
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One of Stewie's funniest moments
22 September 2006 | by cappuccino_chick73See all my reviews

Definitely an awesome episode. Of course, I'll be honest with you movie and television viewers-there have been more interesting episodes-however, it's the gags, as always, that really make the episode enjoyable. I absolutely loved Stewie's moment-"Yes, when you're ready come talk to me sweetheart, I know what it takes to be cool" and his whole "Rocket Man" performance-God, I love him.

The stories about Chris and Peter, Meg and Lois actually aren't that bad-real family time stuff. I'd definitely recommend this episode for someone who had never seen family guy before, because it really sums up the entire family and values of the Griffins (and the TV show itself) in a nutshell.

In a word, awesome.

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