Andy Richter : Do you think Dracula could have kids?
Jessica Green : [not very interested] No.
Andy Richter : Well, what about Son of Dracula or Dracula's Daughter?
Jessica Green : Okay then, yes.
Andy Richter : Can the Mummy swim?
Jessica Green : No.
Andy Richter : Well, he was in that swamp in that one movie.
Jessica Green : Okay, you made your point, you'd make an excellent monster lawyer.
Andy Richter : [thinking] I wonder if Frankenstein uses the toilet or just goes in his pants?
Andy Richter : [during a flashback, a tearful Andy has been spying on his sexy neighbors] Will I ever know love?