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"Da Ali G Show" Science (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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(2003)

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Borat: America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.

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Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good?

Dr. C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect.

Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number?

Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well...

Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it...

Dr. C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.

Ali G: Well, that obviously ain't the real reason.

Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth.

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[at baseball game]

Borat: Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side win?

Baseball fan: That is not done in baseball.

Borat: But maybe fifty dollar...

Baseball fan: No, no, no.

Borat: You want I pay him fifty dollar...?

Baseball fan: No, no, no, no, no.

Borat: I have forty thousand tampon, no applicator. You want I give to the umpire?

Baseball fan: I don't think so.

Borat: You think he will mind that there is no applicator?

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[discussing Jesus Christ]

Ali G: What day is he meant to have been born on?

Catholic Priest: We celebrate his birth on the Twenty-Fifth of December.

Ali G: Ain't that a coincidence that he was born on Christmas Day?

Catholic Priest: No...

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[discussing Jesus Christ]

Ali G: Is it true that he was born in a stable?

Catholic Priest: It's possible he was born in those kind of simple circumstances. No room in the inn, and--

Ali G: No room in the...well, that's because it was Christmas, innit it?

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