Borat : America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.
Ali G : Is the brain's memory any good?
Dr. C. Everett Koop : The brain's memory is perfect.
Ali G : Then how come I can't remember me pin number?
Dr. C. Everett Koop : Well...
Ali G : I think it's got like a "4" in it...
Dr. C. Everett Koop : I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.
Ali G : Well, that obviously ain't the real reason.
Dr. C. Everett Koop : Well, it's the beginning of truth.
[at baseball game]
Borat : Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side win?
Baseball fan : That is not done in baseball.
Borat : But maybe fifty dollar...
Baseball fan : No, no, no.
Borat : You want I pay him fifty dollar...?
Baseball fan : No, no, no, no, no.
Borat : I have forty thousand tampon, no applicator. You want I give to the umpire?
Baseball fan : I don't think so.
Borat : You think he will mind that there is no applicator?