"Da Ali G Show" Science (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)


Sacha Baron Cohen: Ali G, Borat, Brüno



  • Borat : America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.

  • Ali G : Is the brain's memory any good?

    Dr. C. Everett Koop : The brain's memory is perfect.

    Ali G : Then how come I can't remember me pin number?

    Dr. C. Everett Koop : Well...

    Ali G : I think it's got like a "4" in it...

    Dr. C. Everett Koop : I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.

    Ali G : Well, that obviously ain't the real reason.

    Dr. C. Everett Koop : Well, it's the beginning of truth.

  • [at baseball game] 

    Borat : Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side win?

    Baseball fan : That is not done in baseball.

    Borat : But maybe fifty dollar...

    Baseball fan : No, no, no.

    Borat : You want I pay him fifty dollar...?

    Baseball fan : No, no, no, no, no.

    Borat : I have forty thousand tampon, no applicator. You want I give to the umpire?

    Baseball fan : I don't think so.

    Borat : You think he will mind that there is no applicator?

  • [discussing Jesus Christ] 

    Ali G : What day is he meant to have been born on?

    Catholic Priest : We celebrate his birth on the Twenty-Fifth of December.

    Ali G : Ain't that a coincidence that he was born on Christmas Day?

    Catholic Priest : No...

  • [discussing Jesus Christ] 

    Ali G : Is it true that he was born in a stable?

    Catholic Priest : It's possible he was born in those kind of simple circumstances. No room in the inn, and--

    Ali G : No room in the...well, that's because it was Christmas, innit it?

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