[introduction, Hitchcock is on the deck of the S.S. Hitchcock reading a book
Himself - Host
Oh, good evening. I'm on vacation from the rigors of television and coming to you by remote pickup. Our cameras are quite ordinary, but they are fastened to the longest extension cords in history. However, I find this vacation quite exhausting. Shuffleboards simply cannot be played from the prone position. Incidentally, the captain informs me that changing channels is not only foolhardy, but also extremely dangerous, ...