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Siegfried (2005)

Once upon a time the beautiful Rhineland was swamped in wars and battles. Many legends came and went and yet evil always triumphed. Since then, people have been hoping for a miracle, for a Savior who will rescue them from the dark bondage.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tom Gerhardt Tom Gerhardt ... Siegfried
Dorkas Kiefer Dorkas Kiefer ... Kriemhild
Volker Büdts Volker Büdts ... Hagen
Axel Neumann Axel Neumann ... Alberich
Jan Sosniok Jan Sosniok ... Gunter
Daniela Wutte Daniela Wutte ... Anita
Michael Brandner ... Mime
Mirco Nontschew Mirco Nontschew ... Giuseppe
Markus Maria Profitlich Markus Maria Profitlich ... Metzger
Diana Frank Diana Frank ... Karin
Janine Kunze Janine Kunze ... Uschi (as Janine Kunze-Budach)
Mirja Boes ... Gabi
Maximilian Belle Maximilian Belle ... Schwein (voice)
Otto Waalkes Otto Waalkes ... Grille (voice)
Atze Schröder ... Drache (voice)
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Once upon a time the beautiful Rhineland was swamped in wars and battles. Many legends came and went and yet evil always triumphed. Since then, people have been hoping for a miracle, for a Savior who will rescue them from the dark bondage.

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Official Sites:

Official site [Germany]

Country:

Germany

Language:

German

Release Date:

28 July 2005 (Germany) See more »

Also Known As:

Siegfried, a baromarcú lovag See more »

Filming Locations:

Bratislava, Slovakia

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Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$8,349,626
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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farting piglets and vomiting babies
27 July 2005 | by wu_traxSee all my reviews

Yes, that pretty much sums it up. I really thought 'Sieben Zwerge' was an all time low, that could not be surpassed by anything. Alas, i was wrong. Before I watched this a friend of mine joked that they are going to use the jokes which were too bad for 'Sieben Zwerge' in this movie and THEY ACTUALLY DID. The humor was limited to farting, kissing the butt of an annoying, talking baby pig and punching people in the face (there was more, but that's the level we are talking about). If whoever is responsible for writing this crap reads this review: A JOKE Doesn't BECOME BETTER IF YOU REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. This time I'm pretty much certain that it's impossible to make a movie with worse jokes. After it was over i felt physically sick.

What else is there to say? If you liked 'Sieben Zwerge' and 'Traumschiff Surprise', then, by all means, go and watch this movie, or, even better, help to clean up the gene pool and shoot yourself. Now I'm going to check if I can somehow sue Sven Unterwaldt for crimes against humanity in The Hague.


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